Senator Blutarsky has outsourced headline writing to MSNBC editors, to whom all complaints should be addressed.
Earlier today in Charlotte, a monument to the Dear Leader was vandalized by a band of obviously racist white stormclouds. The rain washed away part of the Glorious Sand Obama created for next week's DNC.
Toure could not be reached for comment.
In this photo, workers toil happily on the sand sculpture of our Dear Leader. Photo of the vandalized photo after the jump. Please exercise discretion in the presence of children, and child-like Obama worshippers.
Behold the completed Glorious Sand Obama. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair!
Now weep to see what time and the elements have wrought. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away